Seasons Greetings! Eternal Central is Back Online

Seasons greetings! We bring you back the gift of Eternal Central, which has been under ongoing DDoS attacks for the past two years, but have really ramped up the past couple of months. This has led to intermittent connectivity and instability for the website, especially for much of November and December. This has also led to disruption in product order fulfilment, which we will begin resuming this week.

To the haters and losers, of which there are many, who undoubtedly keep running DDoS attacks from their mom’s basements behind a slew of cowardly VPN services and redirects, know that you will never shut us down. You may try time and time again to disrupt us, but you are merely a virus, and we are the antidote. You are the nail, and we are the hammer. You are the lamb, and we are the lion.

2020 has been a challenging time for everyone, and while your frail idols may have forsaken you, we never will. Join us in ringing in the new year, and growing together in 2021 and beyond.